I just noticed you and Stalky have the SAME GOGGLES COLOR. Unless I'm colorblind and don't even know it...
Anonymous

BAD NEWS, FRIEND
MEIN GOGGLES ARE PURPLE!
FOR IT IS ZEE COLOUR OF ROYALTY, YES!

If you put a banana and an orange in the same room, what kind of socks will George Washington wear on his ears to meet Napoleon Bonaparte at 4 o'clock on a Saturday for afternoon tea in the garden? I'm sure a smart and glorious being such as yourself can figure the answer out.
Anonymous

OF COURSE! PRUNES! :D

Can I wear your hat!?

>:(

NO

Captain: “TODAY! ON CASH CAB!”Snippy: “Why is it always m—”Pilot: “I LOVE THIS GAMe OoMGOsh EEEEEE!”Snippy & Engie :  -SIGH-

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THIS SHOW IS GOOD WAY TO PERFORM THE TEST OF THE MINIONS!WHAT QUESTIONS WOULD YOU HAVE ASKED? COME AND ASK AS THOUGH CAPTEIN IS CONTESTANT (NOT PUNY CONTESTANT, BUT CONTESTANT OF MUCH WIN AND MAYBE 172% CAPTEIN-Y.5


«I know, I’ve been gone a while… but hey… does this maybe make up for it? ♥ -Ash»

Captain: “TODAY! ON CASH CAB!”
Snippy: “Why is it always m—”
Pilot: “I LOVE THIS GAMe OoMGOsh EEEEEE!”
Snippy & Engie :  -SIGH-

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THIS SHOW IS GOOD WAY TO PERFORM THE TEST OF THE MINIONS!
WHAT QUESTIONS WOULD YOU HAVE ASKED? COME AND ASK AS THOUGH CAPTEIN IS CONTESTANT (NOT PUNY CONTESTANT, BUT CONTESTANT OF MUCH WIN AND MAYBE 172% CAPTEIN-Y.5

«I know, I’ve been gone a while… but hey… does this maybe make up for it? ♥ -Ash»

«psssst… I’m streaming in a few minutes… teehee! http://www.livestream.com/ashflowerx »

Hello, Captain! This is a bit of a legal question so please forward this to alexiuss when you get the chance. If you are familiar with the SCP Foundation (If not, google! :D), I am planning on writing a SCP article on the moist delicious Captain! But of course, I need your permission beforehand. I'll send you the article when I finish it and before that if you wish. My SCP Foundation username is Zetaprime9699 if your deliciousness wishes to contact me. Thanks in advance, and stay delicious.
Anonymous

((Sounds brilliant! I asked alexxius (Vitaly) and he said “go for it! I’d love to have an SCP article about Captain! :)” so I guess that’s the go ahead! Send me a link and stuff when you’re done doing it etc and I’ll forward that over too and stuff :) in future please try to message me without anon on and then I can give you an easier way to contact me. :) good luck, have fun!))

Captein, have you died?! D:

((NO! This blog will be kicking up some more dust very soon! I’m afraid I have this wonderful thing called uni and it’s eating up my time with 5 days a week, plus a lovely thing called a part time job that eats up any other spare time :’) I’LL BE BACK SOON! KEEP THINE EYES PEELED! <3 ))

I’M SURE I MUST HAVE ONCE OR TWICE. BUT IZ OKAY! ZEE CAPTEIN IS TOO GLORIOUS TO SUBMIT TO SUCH A SILLY THING 

what does the black hole taste like?? rainbow? lizard's tears? cloudy sunsets?
Anonymous

ZESTY BUTTERFLY TEARS

why your mask was in Snippy's bag?
Anonymous

WHY WAS SNIPPY’S BAG AROUND MEIN MASK?

((Reblog.. look how I started off this blog like! :o shocking.))

((Reblog.. look how I started off this blog like! :o shocking.))

((worstcase requested &#8220;Captain growing a plant that eats ANNET drones&#8221;))WHAT A SPLENDIFEROUS IDEA, MEIN MINION! BITEY BITEY, NOW BUZZY BUZZY SHALL BUZZ OFF! I REQUIRE MORE SOCKS! MINIONS, TO WORK!

((worstcase requested “Captain growing a plant that eats ANNET drones”))

WHAT A SPLENDIFEROUS IDEA, MEIN MINION! BITEY BITEY, NOW BUZZY BUZZY SHALL BUZZ OFF! I REQUIRE MORE SOCKS! MINIONS, TO WORK!

((Requests I did for people who came on the livestream..! C:))

((Stream over! Well, I’ll be going back on and doing some more work on one of the requests, but I won’t be taking any long requests again tonight! The work I did for people will be posted shortly! ♥))