Hello, Captain! This is a bit of a legal question so please forward this to alexiuss when you get the chance. If you are familiar with the SCP Foundation (If not, google! :D), I am planning on writing a SCP article on the moist delicious Captain! But of course, I need your permission beforehand. I'll send you the article when I finish it and before that if you wish. My SCP Foundation username is Zetaprime9699 if your deliciousness wishes to contact me. Thanks in advance, and stay delicious.
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((Sounds brilliant! I asked alexxius (Vitaly) and he said “go for it! I’d love to have an SCP article about Captain! :)” so I guess that’s the go ahead! Send me a link and stuff when you’re done doing it etc and I’ll forward that over too and stuff :) in future please try to message me without anon on and then I can give you an easier way to contact me. :) good luck, have fun!))

Captein, have you died?! D:

((NO! This blog will be kicking up some more dust very soon! I’m afraid I have this wonderful thing called uni and it’s eating up my time with 5 days a week, plus a lovely thing called a part time job that eats up any other spare time :’) I’LL BE BACK SOON! KEEP THINE EYES PEELED! <3 ))

I’M SURE I MUST HAVE ONCE OR TWICE. BUT IZ OKAY! ZEE CAPTEIN IS TOO GLORIOUS TO SUBMIT TO SUCH A SILLY THING 

what does the black hole taste like?? rainbow? lizard's tears? cloudy sunsets?
Anonymous

ZESTY BUTTERFLY TEARS

why your mask was in Snippy's bag?
Anonymous

WHY WAS SNIPPY’S BAG AROUND MEIN MASK?

((Reblog.. look how I started off this blog like! :o shocking.))

((Reblog.. look how I started off this blog like! :o shocking.))

((worstcase requested &#8220;Captain growing a plant that eats ANNET drones&#8221;))WHAT A SPLENDIFEROUS IDEA, MEIN MINION! BITEY BITEY, NOW BUZZY BUZZY SHALL BUZZ OFF! I REQUIRE MORE SOCKS! MINIONS, TO WORK!

((worstcase requested “Captain growing a plant that eats ANNET drones”))

WHAT A SPLENDIFEROUS IDEA, MEIN MINION! BITEY BITEY, NOW BUZZY BUZZY SHALL BUZZ OFF! I REQUIRE MORE SOCKS! MINIONS, TO WORK!

((Requests I did for people who came on the livestream..! C:))

((Stream over! Well, I’ll be going back on and doing some more work on one of the requests, but I won’t be taking any long requests again tonight! The work I did for people will be posted shortly! ♥))

ask-captain:

((SO I’m awful but it’s half term and I love y’all so I know it’s short notice but I’ll be livestreaming soon… let me make it up to y’all, I’ll do some requests if there’s like 10 or so of you in the room?? :) ))

http://www.livestream.com/ashflowerx
((Because I’m smart and do things like not include links for lazy people ♥))

((SO I’m awful but it’s half term and I love y’all so I know it’s short notice but I’ll be livestreaming soon… let me make it up to y’all, I’ll do some requests if there’s like 10 or so of you in the room?? :) ))

Captain? Where are youuu? D:
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MILES OF CLICKS AWAY IN THE LAND OF THE-AUTHOR-OF-THIS-BLOG-HAS-A-LEVELS!

((I love you all I’m so crap wah))

NEW MINIONS
HULLO
OLD MINIONS
HULLO
ALL OF YOU GET FREE FRILLY LEMONS ♥

((I’m so sorry to take forever on this - I promise I’ll do a bunch of questions and a livestream real soon - just as soon as I submit my UCAS! >.<)) 

Here, hold this... *Gives you a turtle*
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